Chapter 168 — The Real Francisca! 🤣👹
After her less-than-graceful landing, Francisca stood up from the flowerbed with leaves in her hair and a look of deep irritation.
“This… is not going to end like this!”
That was when everyone noticed a small tube attached to her belt.
CRACK!
The tube broke!
A strange liquid spilled all over Francisca.
“Francisca!” the Cool Girl shouted.
She began to tremble.
Consuela took a step back.
Fenando’s fur stood completely on end.
Jacks even stopped wagging his tail.
And, slowly, Francisca began to transform…
…into a little monster! 👹🤣
The Cool Girl’s jaw dropped.
Consuela dropped her slingshot.
Fenando blinked.
Jacks tilted his head.
“Bichi… Bichi Alberto?” he muttered.
“Don’t drag me into this!” Alberto replied, instantly! 😂
The little monster looked at everyone and bared its teeth.
Consuela grabbed her slingshot again.
“HA! I knew it! No normal person shows up by parachute carrying a tube of chemicals!”
The little monster tried to roar:
“GRAAAAUUU!”
But the sound that came out was so tiny, it sounded like a cat with a cold.
Fenando looked at the Cool Girl.
“Sherlock Fenando confirms: suspicion validated.”
Jacks stepped closer, curious, and sniffed the little monster.
“Jacks, no!” the Cool Girl cried out.
But the little monster sneezed.
ACHOO!
Jacks immediately backed away.
Consuela aimed her slingshot once more.
“Alright, then!” Can someone explain to me how we went from a sinister woman to a pocket-sized gremlin?!
Alberto started to laugh.
“I always said there was something strange about her!”
The little monster bared its teeth again.
And everyone froze.
Until the Pretty Girl started to laugh.
Then Consuela.
Then Fenando rolled around on the ground.
And Jacks began to jump around the little monster.
“BITSY BITSY FRANCISCAAAAA! 🤣🤣🤣”
📋 Consuela’s Report 📝
- Francisca: turns out she had a personality… a very small and very ugly one! 👹
- Chemical tube: clearly didn’t pass quality control.
- Fenando: confirmed the theory.
- Jacks: changed “Bitsy Bitsy Alberto” to “Bitsy Bitsy Francisca.”
- Consuela: still has her slingshot at the ready.
Conclusion: as of today, uninvited guests, pigeons, and little monsters are forbidden from entering the backyard! 🤣🤣🤣👹
With love ,
Carla Milho,🥰❤️
